If you feel like killing some time, this is a hilarious article published in the Guardian.

Who knew Microsoft thought Windows was cool enough to have its own launch party for Windows 7?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/sep/28/charlie-brooker-microsoft-mac-windows

Of course the solution is Linux…

p.s. I am not a snootier, insistent advocate. I only mention Linux as a solution for those who aren’t familiar with it.